As this now changes everything I will raise my bid for this jewel. I am willing to offer you my most precious hone for trade. This is the legendary Heidi-Hone. My Grand-grand father personally dug it up from deep inside one of the highest peaks in the Swiss Alps. It's one of a kind. Its finishing performance is so stunning that a razor off that hone will actually split air molecules and produce ozone while shaving.
I thank you very much for your interreset,however I must unfortunately decline as any kind off nuclear power or atom splitting is prohibited in Denmark. As my family would very much dislike being attacked by fully dressed Swap teams and scientists in white full body dresses,it`s not a chance worth taking.However I would like to send a razor for honing and further evalutation.
As I have gone further into exploring the honing capabilities of the Moclay ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MoClay ) I`m most happy to say the results a very good indeed. Selecting the right layer is a real paine though as the structure of the abbrasive particles varies from 1-200 φ.
But my troubles have been rewarded! After extensive experiments a recipe is found. The slap of moclay must be soaked in 41,57 C hot water for 9,5 minnutes. This leaves the surface nice,mellow and clayish. Now we`re left with two options: Either backhoning or the really delicate process of "edge sinking". The later one means gently pressing the very edge of the razor one mm into the surface off the clay. Do nothing more,but wait and obesrve for 7,4 minnuttes. If all works out as planned,the diatomitic sediment will awake from it`s hybernation.
And believe me,after 55 million years of hybernation theese little buggers are hungry! They rapidly eat away the edge but also leave a splendid new edge,completely unlike anything experienced before. The edges are mellow yet exceptionally sharp and forgiving. This ends all future talk about coticule edges as theese edges are without comparision the best ever.
Though a word of warning: You must watch the natural process off auto honing very closely...
This one auto honed for 8,1 minutte,great edge,no need for stropping:
Later on in the experiment,it was most unfortunatelly left overnight:
Some highly agressive little bastards,so watch out!
In the continuation of my product range I also offer:
Blade polishing :
Fancy spinework:
Blade shortening or custom tip:
Or for the odd razor that should look vintage and used: Blade splitting followed by honing on Moclay:
Gents,you will hopefully visit my upcoming site : www.thisisajokebutitaintthatfarfromreality.com
Kindly
Torbs
Entirely for your pleasure Robin,I made this:
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