Gunner777 said:
Nair---I gotta hear this--LOL!
It was
bad!
I should have gone to the doctor, and I'm lucky I didn't scar:scared:
For the year prior to finding straights, I'd given up...... hardly ever shaving, Gillete had quit even responding to my nasty e-mails, my wife was embarrased to be seen with me because my 8 day stubble most definalty does not look "designer".....
One fateful evening, I happened to spy her tube of Nair, or Neet, or whatever it was.... sitting inocuosly on the counter.
"Removes Hair" it said, in pretty girly script. "Safe For All Skin Types" it said.
:thumbup: I thought. Sounds just the thing. "If she can use that on her girly parts, I'm sure my leathery old mug will be fine"
Seemed pretty obvious to me which skin was tougher....... or so i thought. And "Hey, if facial hair isn't pubes, then what the heck are they? "
hahahah.
Oh how the ignorant are an endless reservoir of daring.
8 minutes later, I was almost in tears, trying to rinse that damn napalm off my face! Some of the hair went, some of it stayed, some of my skin went, some of it stayed. Thankfully, the parts that went were only a few layers thick, (my connective tissue was fine; skin grafts weren't required
Seriously though, easily first, maybe even second, degree chemical burns on some sections of my face. A horrible patchwork of 7 day stubble randomly scattered amongst sections of skin so smooth it took 4 days to get a 5 o'clock shadow, cherry red and shiny patches that wept for 2 days..... and I had to go a full 10 days before I could shave properly again....
What I'd failed to pay heed to was the fine print that said: "[sup]test on inconspicuous area first[/sup]".
The moral of my story?
Girly parts are freaking tough!:w00t:
Regards,
-Chris