Why even bother? Take an attention whore, give him no attention, and what remains...
You know? These people weren't so massively successful if it weren't for people like yourselves. An idiot will always drag you down to his level, then beat you by virtue of superior experience. Don't even bother.
From a purely pragma-linguistic perspective, their MO is rather primitive. Like any snake oil dealer, they need three things: jargon, a crowd of followers, and snake oil.
Jargon: A hone is a hone. A Coticule is a Coticule. It is not a Coti (and its plural certainly isn't "Coti's"). Same for Thurri's (known as Thuringian hones elsewhere), JNat's and all the other cutesy names for pieces of rock. Using these terms is important, though, because it suggests a intimate knowledge of the subject matter. Just like improper use of English grammar and punctuation will get you closer to
the idols. Well, the first victim of high post counts is typically grammer!!!!!!!
Followers: Followers are important. Like pawns in a game of chess, they can be effectively used to sidetrack threads, or to create massive approval where, in reality, there is just a wild guess. Notice how one long time member, who is usually quite meticulous when it comes to describing tools and techniques, mentions something called "dilucot". Does that ring a bell? Give the amount of behind-the-schemes PM and phone based scheming for which these forums are notorious, it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if that member had read been asked to read the infamous dulicot thread here, and been asked for support in order to retaliate. But I digress.
Snake oil: "Experiment" is a word widely misused, typically by people without an academic background. Don't get me wrong: You don't need a university degree to enjoy shaving, honing, or writing in forums. But an
experiment involving cut-throat razors requires more than a wild guess, some time in your basement with your chest of hones, and a ton of exclamation marks and grammatical errors spewed forth across several large forums. It requires, amongst others, that the results cannot be falsified. If they are, your hypothesis is
wrong. Experiments also must be repeatable. If they are not, your so called experiment is
meaningless.
Do you really think arguing with this type of person is actually worth the bother?
Regards,
Robin